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CNN Politics reports that Herman “Big Daddy” Cain, if elected president, would like to give “Hail to the Chief” (the piece that is played when the president arrives at an event) a “fresher sound.” He doesn’t want it to be “hip hop” per se, but it probably would include some funky “gospel beats.”
Why not just use “Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta” by the Geto Boys? It already captures the spirt and has a funky beat:
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
I mean one that you don’t really know
Ridin’ around town in a drop-top benz
Hittin’ switches in my black six-fo’
Now gangsta-ass niggas come in all shapes and colors
Some got killed in the past
But this gangtsa here is a smart one
Started living for the Lord and I’ll last…
And now, a word from the president!
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
Gettin voted into the White House
Everything lookin good to the people of the world
But the mafia family is my boss
So every now and then I owe a favor gettin’ down
Like lettin’ a big drug shipment through
And send ‘em to the poor community
So we can bust you know who
So voters of the world keep supportin’ me
And I promise to take you very far
Other leaders better not upset me
Or I’ll send a million troops to die at war
To all you Republicans, that helped me win
I sincerely like to thank you
’cause now I got the world swingin’ from my nuts
And damn it feels good to be a gangsta
Maybe Herman Cain is just as bad as Rick Perry. Regardless, it’s only testament to the fact that we are living in Idiocracy. Check out these funky beats:
HT: Woden
Matt Weber on 05 Oct 2011 at 3:05 pm #
I’m really surprised that there has been no viral remake of that song with Banksta in place of Gangsta.
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