I despise Newt Gingrich. It’s not just because he’s a serial philanderer, or that his current wife has lunatic eyes and a Star Trek hairdo.
No, it’s because he’s going to bring back the Bush administration. And by that, I don’t mean more insane military adventures and floodtide immigration – heck, we’ve already got that under Obama. What bothers me is that he’s going to wrap up those noxious policies as “real American conservatism,” which they are not.
So first Newt has to lure conservative voters, and he attempts to do just that with this retch-inducing ad:
Gee, you’d never suspect that the candidate wooing the white majority with this ad was already working on “immigration reform” [translation: amnesty] that even the immigration lawyers like.
And Newt hasn’t forgotten the Bushian newspeak about perpetual war being a “conservative” value, never mind its proven record of boosting big government, opening the doors to more Third-World immigration, and eroding liberty. Heck, Newt has even found his own Condoleezza Rice.