August
23rd 2008
Keyes’ America’s Independent Party Holds Electronic “Convention”
RedPhillips

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When is Keyes going to give it up? He is embarrassing himself. The AIP, purely a Keyes vehicle (a Hugo), just held their electronic convention. Next thing you know Keyes is going to be on a reality show with a bunch of past their glory days celebrities.

He really needs to withdraw from the public eye for about ten years and rehabilitate himself.

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8 Responses to “Keyes’ America’s Independent Party Holds Electronic “Convention””

  1. Andrew T. on 23 Aug 2008 at 5:05 am #

    Even the name of Keyes’ party, “America’s Independence Party”, is a cop-out. It sounds almost exactly like the name of the California branch (American Independence Party) of the party that Keyes never actually joined (the Constitution Party).

  2. Weaver on 23 Aug 2008 at 2:51 pm #

    Bah, wouldn’t want Keyes to have to get a job.

  3. RedPhillips on 23 Aug 2008 at 4:13 pm #

    Andrew, I highly doubt the choice of that name was coincidental. They were planning the California hijacking since right after Keyes’ principled rejection by the Constitution Party.

    “…wouldn’t want Keyes to have to get a job.”

    Weaver, that is my point. Keyes DESPERATELY needs to get a real job.

  4. roho on 23 Aug 2008 at 7:08 pm #

    Perhaps he can become a Professional Extortionist in the tradition of “The Reverand Jessie Jackson”?

    A. Who never pastored a church.

    B. Never was elected to any political office.

    c. And has no job.

  5. Weaver on 23 Aug 2008 at 11:45 pm #

    What step down from being a hero to become a lowly peasant?

    Every “great” man can’t be as R. E. Lee who was humble enough to step down to head the tiny Washington University, what’s now W & L.

  6. NY Andy on 24 Aug 2008 at 7:25 pm #

    The Constitution Party presidential candidate, Chuck Baldwin, should have picked him as his VP running mate.

  7. Sean Scallon on 24 Aug 2008 at 8:27 pm #

    Shhh…No talk about a reality show. You might give him ideas.

    Virtual convention for virtual people, the epotime of the modern world expresses itself in Alan Keyes’ little clan.

  8. Bede on 24 Aug 2008 at 10:29 pm #

    President of the Island

    Starring Alan Keyes, Gary Hart, Marion Barry, and Kimba.

    Who will be voted off first? Tune in this Tuesday night.

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